please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
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Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
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if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
And on the 323rd day without sex, God finally said let there be light...or love?
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
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