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what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
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She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
the guy in the stall next to me, came in, farted, laughed, and proceeded to give himself some sort of hillbilly pep talk that included the phrase "big pussy".
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
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Oh Jesus.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
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I don't know if it has occurred to you yet, but you are dating a nymphomaniac, and your work schedule is an interference of my needs being fulfilled. Get home now.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
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