True but thats because hes a fetus.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Fool me once shame on you. Fool me twice and I'm the idiot missing half an eyebrow again.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
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