Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Can Purell be used as lube?
I think we should urban dictionary "drive of shame." It involves a sprint to your car in his underwear and shirt, surreptitiously trying to put on your bra on at stoplights without attracting attention from neighboring cars, and lurking in your car a block from home so you can know when your roommate leaves for work.
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There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
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I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
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