she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
A dry HJ only, please. I don't deserve the comforts of lube after my horrendous fantasy football performance
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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