I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
He showed me one of his balls and said "this one's free. you'll have to work to see the other.."
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I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
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Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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