You're so nebulous sometimes
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
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Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
I took it upon myself to take one shot of tequila to have an excuse for hitting on my not-single coworker. It worked.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
He's hot, clean, can actually cook, and best of all isn't a narcissistic prick. I found a unicorn.
Ride that fucker.
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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