all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
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I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
Nothing says Welcome to America than having the international house watch a sorority girl puke over the edge of the porch at 8am.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
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she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Remember that pair of super cute shorts I pooped in? I miss those 😔
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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