it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
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who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
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I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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