oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
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I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I found out he put two potatoes in a jar because he wants to make his own vodka.
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Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
I feel like he doesn't realize we're offering him a threeway with sisters and I don't understand how that's possible.
Maybe we should bring mom next time.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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