Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
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he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
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When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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