Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
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Ketchup is God's man juice
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
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I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
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