The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
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Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
Woke up at my x's house. He said I talked about how much I love panda's for fourty five minutes. Then made him watch The Little Mermaid with me. Made the walk of shame infront of his mom. Things can only really go up from here.
Wait till you get home.
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You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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