1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
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They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
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Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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