Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
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I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
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One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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