party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
I just found a beer bottle in my xmas tree while disassembling it. God, I'm going to miss the holidays.
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I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
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No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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