How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
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Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
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I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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