I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Do you think flip cup during wine tasting is a bad idea? They're perfect flipping cups...
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He got arrested in front of the church last night. Looks like we need to find a new location for the wedding.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
He crawled over to me grabbed my boob asked me if I liked cats and then passed out. If that's really my RA, it's gonna be a long year
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
so, i guess i gotta chill on showing up to work hungover... someone anonymously left a bible in my work mailbox (no one else got one)
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
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