Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
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You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
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I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
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