Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
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Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
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I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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