I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
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i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Whenever you feel bad about your life, just remember the time I tried to swim while high and thought for a minute I was genuinely drowning
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
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I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
I just referred to our excessive fireball consumption as a team building exercise and everyone in group text agreed.
We're not alcoholics, we're a god damn team.
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
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