Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
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and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
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I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I drank beer out of a Frisbee and it was all downhill from there...
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