Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
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Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
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My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Here's the thing. Kinda drunk. Eating leftover soup. In bed. Watching Disney channel.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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