Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
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You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
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I can't name a single part of my body that isn't sore. Who says break up sex is bad sex?
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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