This is not my ceiling
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
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I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
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Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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