I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
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Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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