i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
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I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
About to go make a man out of a 24 year old boy
As I shove my ninth taquito of the day into my mouth...
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Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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