Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
i found the vodka. it was hiding in the orange juice.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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I told you when I started the only reason I was gonna coach your kids soccer team was that I could meet all the hot soccer moms. So why are you so mad I slept with your ex?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Am I supposed to get so horny by looking at your dick that I start orgasming uncontrollably
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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