The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
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Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
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shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
I'm eating taquitos in the bathtub at 5:30 am. What a great end to the night
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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