i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
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I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
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I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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