she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I'm surrounded by 3 year olds in tutus. They are far too innocent to be within at least 500 ft of me.
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
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and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
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there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
So that advice that humming stops you from puking? Yeah no, just puked through my nose.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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