I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Street performer on bourbon st just lifted a sewer top so I could puke down it. I love New Orleans.
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Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
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We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
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