I'm eating all of the evidence.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
There's a girl sitting in front of me making a PowerPoint on Jack Bauer.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
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its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
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feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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