yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
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you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
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I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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