You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
these marshmallows taste like mayonnaise. like playing tetris on a gameboy, that's what these marshmallows mean.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
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I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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