look no pants
I just made out with a guy for $7.
would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
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She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
captain cockblock got me again last night so i put a squirrel in his room and jamed the door shut
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
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STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
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