His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
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All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
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I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
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