Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
how did your night go?
he asked for my myspace name.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
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What kind of flower means "I want to have unprotected sex with you, preferably from behind?" because thats the message I'd really like to send on Valentines Day
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
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We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
You said you brought chipotle into a movie and I asked you to marry me and you said yes
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
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