Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
You started drinking at 2:30, did you really think you would be able to remember?
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
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Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
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BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
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