i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i never told you how having a club foot got me laid
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
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I just paid for weed by taking him to the store to buy cheese so he could make empanadas. Best. Drug deal. Ever.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
We lost. I'mma go home and drink more and do a face mask and wonder why it is that god put me on this Earth to suffer
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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