It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
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Of course he got arrested. He was wearing a toga. Even Tom Hanks couldn't act sober in a toga.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
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True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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