It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
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Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
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Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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