everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
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We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
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Is it weird that I Facebook creep hot people from their credit card receipts?
Being single for so long makes me fucking creepy.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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