if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
His mom made me a necklace that i am supposed to wear to prom. She included a note with it, which had a star trek quote. What have I gotten myself into?
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
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We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
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is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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