Do you still have your period?
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
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smell my finger.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
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Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
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