she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
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If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
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I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Remind me to tell you all about the topless girl on the street who attempted to taze me.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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