On a scale of affliction to ed hardy, how douchy is in there right now?
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
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Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
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What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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