Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I woke up at 7am naked in my bathtub with the shower running. My apartment was so full of steam that my ceiling was dripping. Who thought it would be okay for me to get my own place, anyway?
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
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Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
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I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Reminder to self: never have sex on a trampoline. Trampoline burn hurts worse than carpet burn.
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