At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
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We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
I booty called her while she was in labor.
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
its sad im about to start saving up for how drunk i need to be for the holidays
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Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I thought you were single?
I am. But thats cuz no one wants to marry shame and regret doused in tequila. But thanks for reminding me ya dick.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
did i just pee glitter
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
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