super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
you left him a drunk voicemail of you singing speechless by lady gaga balling your eyes out
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
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